Tuesday, August 18, 2009

LiberalHater's Healthcare Bill

LiberalHater's Healthcare Reform Act of 2009 (LH2009)

I. Qualified Participants
A. American Citizen, either born or naturalized within the United States, that is actively doing one of the following:
1. Physically working and paying taxes.
2. Physically or Mentally handicapped and incapable of working.
3. Retired
4. Actively seeking employment (see below)
5. Veterans
B. Legal Immigrant that can provide documentation showing their legal status.

II. Unqualified Person/s
A. Any person found to have the following:
1. No proof of citizenship or legal immigration status
2. Traces of illegal substances or alcohol in their system at the time they receive services.
3. Physically able to seek employment, but has remained on the welfare system for six (6) months or longer without finding gainful employment.
4. Who has not paid their required taxes in full within 24 months of the required deadline.
5. Any welfare recipient who is seeking maternal services after their third child.

III. Hospital Requirements
A. All doctors/hospitals must be provided identification proving the citizenship or legal immigrant status before providing services.
B. Any person attempting to receive services that is found to not have the appropriate documentation will immediately be handed over to the Immigration and Naturalization Service for further investigation and/or deportation.
C. Any person that is qualified to receive services under Article I. Section A4 must submit to alcohol and drug testing before receiving any service. If the blood system shows traces of recent usage, services will be denied.
D. Unqualified person/s attempting to receive services and are found to have a public threatening illness will be immediately quarantined and necessary measures will be taken to restore them to a “safe condition” before release into the public.

IV. Government Requirements
A. In order to pay for this bill, it must be paid for in its entirety by accomplishing the following:
1. Congress will abolish the Federal Reserve System, pay down current debts to the Federal Reserve, and restore coining money interest and debt free to the American People.
2. Congress will abolish the Department of Education.
B. Abortions and Counseling Services will not be included.
C. No tax increases may take place at any income level either directly, or indirectly.

V. Provisions of Coverage
A. No one that qualifies under this plan may be denied service due to a pre-existing condition.
B. No one that is qualified will be denied service and/or passed up based on age or health condition.

1 comment:

  1. Woohoo!!!! When you running for office!

    I was agin it till I got to the part about the Fed.

    You been busy!

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